I Am Not A Conspiracy Nut, But I Think My Kitchen Appliances Are Plotting Against Me. What Should I Do?

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21 Responses to “I Am Not A Conspiracy Nut, But I Think My Kitchen Appliances Are Plotting Against Me. What Should I Do?”

  1. let them kill you so we can continue focusing on anna nicoles child and the millions of dollar she does not have

  2. have a garage sale and get rid of the evil machines that plot against you.

  3. How you find dat out?

  4. sell me some of the drugs your on

  5. Put Down The Bong and Throw a Glass of Cold water in your face – This might stop the Hallucinations.
    Now Slap yourself !
    Have A Nice day !

  6. Unplug them. HAHA Bitches!

  7. Shut off the power in your house. They can’t work that way.

  8. The Cannon!!! =D on December 9th, 2009 at 2:17 pm

    Rethink the first 6 words of your sentence.

  9. Is that anything like parking your car next to a car that is sick with its bonnet up? Your car usually gets the sickness.
    As for appliances, they wear out.

  10. Become amish. No electricity! lol

  11. Make sure the living room electronics got your back!

  12. Form an alliance with the furniture, the bulk will overpower the appliances and they’ll surrender.

  13. Grab the mixer and shout “OFF WITH THEIR HEADS” as you use it against all others. Beware of the Refridgerator, it can be a little tricky.
    MORG

  14. Morg - Herald of Death on December 10th, 2009 at 1:02 pm

    Hehe! You need some help in the kitchen?

  15. Rally support from the vacuum cleaner and blow-dryer and launch a full scale war!

  16. hahaha! i would tape them up and stick them outside!
    =]

  17. Go get your trusty blow dryer, you know he’ll never turn on you

  18. Tell them to behave or you’ll flip their breakers.

  19. I would unplug them.

  20. Kill them before they grow!!!

  21. Take your meds.

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